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Reasons Why Norwegian Nobel Committee Awarded Obama

October 10, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments

First of all: WTF, Norway?

Now, I am just guessing, but one or more of these had to be factors in the decision:

1. Award ceremony’s TV ratings were falling.

2. Nobel committee wanted to get photographed with Obama.

3. Obama is so handsome, the Committee wants to take him behind a middle school and get him pregnant [Ref].

4. Will award anyone who quotes Gandhi. Yeah, still making amends for that one.

5. Committee chairman’s daughter wanted Obama’s autograph.

6. Just making sure that America doesn’t start another war.

Readers, feel free to add your own.

Update (Oct 14): Not that there is anything new about it, but I was pretty much on the mark here. It was a variation of (1), (2), and (5) above.

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  1. Patrix
    October 10, 2009 at 10:28 am

    Now that the shock has started to wear off, #6 actually sounds plausible :)

  2. October 14, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    @Patrix: Heh. But no surprise that it was far more mundane.

  3. Patrix
    October 14, 2009 at 11:25 pm

    The truth is always more weird than anyone can think :)

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