Breaking News: Chicken Crosses Road!
Some Political Reactions
Indian National Congress: The chicken crossed the road to sign the nuclear deal despite all attempts to stop it. It is a great day for India and her chickens.
Bharatiya Janata Party: The chicken crossed the smooth, 4-lane road that was built when we were in power, and Congress has done nothing to improve it. Our IT vision will put every chicken on the information super-highway.
L. K. Advani (on twitter): The chkn Xed the road. LOL.
Varun Gandhi: I will cut that Son of a Hen down if he puts even a toe inside a Hindu’s home. Have you seen their names.. Murg Mussalam.. Scary!
Mayawati: The chicken crossed the road to join BSP. Millions more will follow.
Sonia Gandhi: If elected, I will not eat chicken curry.
Pramod Muthalik: Did you see that? The chicks are now crossing the road on their own! And not wearing anything at all! Indian culture is doomed.
Communist Parties: When we come to power, we will send that capitalist chicken back to where it came from – America. Such unilateral crossings by imperialist powers will not be tolerated.
Some Not-so-political Reactions
Ratan Tata: Did you see how unsafe that was? Soon, the chicken would be able to drive a Nano and cross the road safely.
BCCI: We are shifting the chicken to South Africa; roads are better over there.
Feel free to add your own.